Jasper

Jasper has the energy of something much larger and the common sense of someone who has never experienced consequences. He is most active between 2am and 4am, for reasons he has not disclosed.

His particular talent is identifying the single most important cable in any room and sitting on it. He has knocked over the same glass three times this month and appears to consider this research. He is fearless, fast, and completely impossible to stay annoyed at for more than about four seconds.

When he finally settles, Jasper collapses against you like a small warm sandbag and purrs until you both fall asleep. It is, objectively, worth everything.